What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
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