What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
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