What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What tree has the most bark?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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