Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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