What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do stars go to college?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
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