Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
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