What do Scottish toads play?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?