Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the cat start laughing?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the turtle cross the road?