What kind of books do boats write?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?