Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?