Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Where do colds go on vacation?