What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?