How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do rhinos charge?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What does an evil hen lay?