What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?