What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do elves learn in school?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?