What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?