Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Which elf is the best singer?