Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the fish blush?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why are goats so funny?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?