What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?