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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the king of all school supplies?