Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?