What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?