Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?