What do fairies always drink?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Where do ants go to eat?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a rabbit barber?