Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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