Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?