What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

How does a barber get to work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?