If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?