What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
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What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a henway?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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