Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did summer say to spring?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do insects learn at school?

What is a table you can eat?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?