Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why was the cat so small?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Where does mist apply for a loan?