What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How long do chickens work?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why are goats so funny?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What math figure is also in the band?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?