What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do mice need oiling?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do frogs get to work?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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