What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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