Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why was the broom late for school?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?