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What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's the holiest insect?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?