What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?