What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Do dads always snore?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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