What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?