What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which dogs love to study science?

What is a cow's dream job?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What type of dog loves to take showers?