Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Bears love exotic cars.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Which plant has the best roar?

What insect thinks it's a dog?