Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What condiment has wings?

What's the holiest insect?

Why do vampires always look sick?