What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Ouch!
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
A book just fell on my head.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do chips wear socks?
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