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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

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What do you call a Zen egg?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?