What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

A book just fell on my head.

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do rich squirrels eat?

Where do chips wear socks?