Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What school subject really rocks?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?