What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?