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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?