What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why do cows go to New York?
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