What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What kind of books do boats write?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did summer say to spring?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?