What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What sweet treat never panics?

What food is a man's best friend?

What building always gets stains on it?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?