When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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