When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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