When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
Where do horses reside?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
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