What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?