Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
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