Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why was the dog overweight?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?