My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

How do you care for a sick bird?