What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why was the mime upset?

How can you farm during the winter?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?