Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
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