What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why don't ants get sick?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?