What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is summer always sad?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?