Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do fish use for glasses?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What does the sun drink out of?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?