Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?