What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?