What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What type of car do planets buy?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?