Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the difference between weather and climate?