Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How did the tree get lost?

Which animal will never go bald?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?