Why did the pig go to the casino?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a dog that meditates?