Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did March say to the madness?