What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?