Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?