Why was the snake coughing so much?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the window need an aspirin?