Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do naked fish play with?

What tree has the most bark?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?