What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How does a witch play loud music?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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