What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want flies with that, sir?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is the strongest animal?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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