What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which computer won the talent show?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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