What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do British people and golfers have in common?