I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which cats have the best manners?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which former US President was always cold?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?