What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do cows say on NYE?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What sports are both plant-based?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
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