Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Where do they produce Christian films?