How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do fish use for glasses?