Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
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