How does a penguin build its house?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Which relative loves rice?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What animals make the best students?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the sick chicken say?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?