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Why do cats always get what they want?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?