Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do bees gossip?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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