Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
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