Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the tallest building in the world?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the frog starve?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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