What animal could Noah not trust?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?