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To admire the paw-traits.
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What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you measure a millennial?
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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