Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
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What kind of ant is good at math?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
I broke my finger!
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When do astronauts eat?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the confused bee say?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
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