Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
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