How do you cut the ocean in two?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How is cat food sold?

When do cows get tired?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did summer say to spring?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do you call a household of counselors?