Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
It was a china shop.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
When do astronauts eat?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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