Did you hear the joke about the roof?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?