Where does water do all its banking?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What color are all the books in the library?