What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?