Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call a dancing sheep?