What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?