Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why do mice need oiling?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?