What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?