What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
Why did the foal cough?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who granted the fish a wish?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
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