How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do you call a pig thief?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a short cow?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What condiment has wings?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What does an attorney say when getting married?