Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?