My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the turtle cross the road?