What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What fish only swims at night?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?