What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

How do billboards talk?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call hiking college students?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.