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What do rich squirrels eat?

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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

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Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which band is always treated like royalty?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?