What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?