What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which parent knows if you are running late?