What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do surfers go to school?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?