Why do cows always skip gym class?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a baby monkey?