Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do elves learn in school?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?