Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?