Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What tree has the most bark?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What's the holiest insect?