What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

I'm not a bad putter.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?