What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?