Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do naked fish play with?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?