Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which singer could always break a five?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?