What did the mama goat say to her child?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?