Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which family member is always relieved?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the frog starve?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?