What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What does winter fat turn into?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?