Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a horse's favorite car?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?