How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?