What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is the strongest animal?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did one firefly say to the other?
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