What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
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Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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