What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the broom late for school?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
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