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What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do jokesters study in college?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?