What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a tired tree?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?