Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
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