Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you grill cheese?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
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