Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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