Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
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