Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Do dads always snore?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's E.T. short for?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What vehicle works the hardest?
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