Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
What is the strongest animal?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the politest month?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
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