Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
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Where do tough ducks come from?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
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