What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How long will dinner be?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
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