What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What country has the most fish?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
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