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He called a tow truck.
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How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who are Frosty's parents?
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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
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