What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Where would you find an elephant?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of bird can write?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
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