What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a dog in space?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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