What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
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