What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do fairies always drink?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
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