What did the sick chicken say?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a fly without wings?