What did the sick chicken say?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Which plant has the best roar?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?