What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?