What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
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